Jokes For A Meathead (If you don't get the joke, just ask your local bodybuilder to explain)

If you plan your schedule around when you go to the gym instead of planning when you go to the gym around your schedule. You might be a meathead.

Involuntary Muscle Spasms...Enjoy the show.

Went to the Doctor today and when he ask for my symptoms I told him that I was super swole...well after the test came back it was offical. I've got Swoleosis.

If you ever pop your pecs to the bass in music, you just might be a meathead.

Meathead Problems: Go to party, see the another swole dude there, and he is also wearing a black V-neck....but your not a rookie. You always keep a spare white one in the truck..just in case.

Red bull may give you wings....but so does Lat Pulls.

Having the right diet,, aint no thang but a chicken wing..or breast......and rice, eggs, and oats. Well you get the point.

Meathead Bluetooth- when your traps are big enough to keep your phone in place.

Probably not the best idea to listen to your workout playlist before you go to bed. Note to self.

Opening a gym with tanning bed bulbs for lights. The jacked and tan special. No eye wear or shirts required.

So glad to finally have the sun out when I get out of the gym. Now I can get a little bit of a tan on my way to go tan. YEAH. 

Went to GNC and ask for protein. He ask if I wanted Casein and I said No Whey...( no way)..

I'm so dedicated, I never smile...because it takes more muscles to frown.

As a meathead, it is my obligation to wear a bright tank top to any extended amount of time or event that is outside.

Think I'm allergic to exercise. Every time I do it, I swell up all over.

You're like a t-rex...you got a big mouth, but no biceps.